So far, 2010 has been one crazy year. It has been full of some real highs and some real lows but high or low there has been more stress this year than I can ever remember. Work issues, financial issues, health issues, family problems, you name it I have had it this year. It was really getting to be a little too much and I needed to get away and blow off some steam; really cut loose and let my hair down (figuratively speaking on the hair thing, of course) when Red walked into my office and said three magic words that helped me believe that there might be a light at the end of the tunnel; Thunder in the Hill Country...Yes, of course, I know that that is more than three words (I just counted them) but there are only three that count; thunder, hill and country.
Thunder in the Hill Country is one of the rallies put on by Mike Murphy and the folks at
Biker Rallies of Texas. I had not had the pleasure of attending one of their rallies before but from what I had heard and read these folks know how to throw a party. Add in the location, Bandera, right in the middle of some of the best roads in Texas and it seemed like the perfect antidote for what was ailing me. Wonderful Wife agreed and had nothing specific planned for me that weekend so it was off to the Internet to pre-register and get a free T-Shirt for doing so!
Before more than a handful of days the trip was booked, the route planned, supplies (rum, bungee cords, a tent and a sleeping bag) purchased and all was good to go. Well except for a minor little thing called work. We have had a lot of issues in my area this year and the week before the rally another one popped up. It was a major one with major visibility and lots of coordination would be required to resolve the it in a timely fashion and get management off our backs so it was really looking like I would have to miss out. Fortunately for me, I work with some great folks and one of them stepped up to make sure everything went smoothly and to keep management informed. Thanks to him, we'll call him Coast Guard, I was able to go although there was a little more work along the way there and back than I was hoping for but you have to take what you can get, right?
By the way, thanks again, man.
So, I loaded up the Sporty and headed out.
Red and I decided to take old Highway 90 as far as San Antonio so the meet up spot was down in Sugarland. As usual, I was a little late to the meet up location and Red was there waiting on me, again as usual (at least I didn't get lost this time) so we ended up heading out about 30 minutes late. No problem, we could make some time along the way.
Once out of Sugarland and Richmond/Rosenburg 90 is a nice road. Not a great road but a nice road. At this time of year the wildflowers are starting to poke their heads out and make an appearance, which makes it even nicer. It is pretty cool to see an entire field covered with the yellow of early spring wildflowers. When we stopped in Hallettsville for sausage (seriously, there is no better camping food than dried Czech sausage or jerky from this part of Texas) and gas I told Red about the flowers and that I wouldn't mind if we could ride that road forever. He looked at me funny for a bit and then made sure to keep at least one of the bikes between us for a while. Like I said, I really needed a break.
We made good time to and through San Antonio even with the one required OMG moment that accompanies following Red through this city (yes, there was one on the way back through as well) and pretty soon we were through town and on 16. Once out of town, 16 turns into a series of long sweepers and to me these seem to be the gateway into the Texas Hill Country. Leaned over for what seems like miles at a time you pass from the mundane to the magical. This is also about where my cellular service starts to get spotty and between the hills, curves, views and the loss of the electronic leash I really start to decompress; I feel like I have gotten away, escaped...like I am free. Did I mention the Hill Country is a magical place for me? Did I mention that I
really,
really needed to get away?
When we arrived, Bandera was packed with bikers; they were going and coming in different directions, they were parked here, there and everywhere, they were spilling out of the bars and restaurants. The town looked like a less crowded version of Sturgis and Red was ready to park and dive in. Being the voice of reason and ready to start drinking (which I won't do when there is more riding to do or a tent to put up) I suggested we hit the rally site and unload first. On the way there we say even more bikes, quite a few State Troopers, who looked like they had their senses of humor collectively removed, and a buffalo being walked down the street. Seriously, here is a picture to prove it:

We arrived at Mansfield Park, the actual rally site, to find that this was a big rally. Not in the sense of the mega-giant rallies like Lone Star or the ROT but bigger than any other rally I have been to. The odd thing about it was that for all the tents and RVs there were not many people actually on the grounds. I should not have been surprised based on the crowds in town or the collection of awesome roads all around the camp ground but I was anyway.
It took a while to find a spot and then the usual comedy of errors ensued when I try and do something like set up a tent. I was almost done when I realized that setting up a tent perpendicular to a fairly strong wind was not such a good idea. After shifting it to be less like a sail and more like a tent I found the cheap tent I had picked up was short a few tent stakes but was able to make due with a loan from Red and some creative staking. By the way, I found the missing stakes later that night while trying to sleep...they were under the tent. Once the camp was set up there was just about enough time to hide the bike keys start drinking before the bike games started; lemonade and rum for Red and lemonade and vodka for me.

The games were the usual combination of skill, stupidity and humor and they were thoroughly enjoyed by all but especially by those of us fortunate enough to sit near Red. He has a great sense of humor and great timing. He can also be one of the loudest people I know and once the rum starts to work has no qualms about sharing all of those qualities with as many people as possible. Which he began to do rather quickly on this day. Before long, sitting near us (him) was the preferred seat regardless of the view.
The performance must have taken something out of him, or maybe he is just getting a little old for this sort of thing, because during the break between the bike games and the night time contests and concert Red laid out and took a nap...on his bike.
Now that is a
real biker skill. Not only did he not fall off but he didn't spill his drink either. He is, as he claims regularly, a highly skilled motorcycle operator. Indeed.
He...er...we woke from our naps in time to make a quick pass through the vendor booths and still grab front row spots for the concert and other such night time events. Did I mention Mike Murphy and his crew know how to through a party? They do...in spades.
Throughout the night his folks were up on stage and in the crowd tossing out gimmee's, beads, hats, T-shirts and anything else they could find. Their antics along with a pretty darn good band really got the crowd going and a great time was had by all. Red kept his position in the front row throughout the night. I on the other hand, somehow, got shuffled back into the crowd. Oh well, on the bright side it made it easier to get to the bathroom and get refills on lemonade as well as vodka.
A quick mention of the band,
Dean Seltzer and the Redneck Mothers. These guys put on a really good show and really cater to a party crowd. They better since they are sponsored by Jagermeister. If you get a chance to see them go but make sure you are in the right "state of mind" for the show.
And one more thing, when the guitar player does a crowd surf try not to drop him on his head. His eyes looked a little funny for the rest of the show but maybe that was the Jager...
After a "bottle of lemonade and a few glasses of vodka" we were feeling no pain, well very little anyway, and after the show we settled in for the night. It was pretty cold and I encountered a number of equipment challenges/malfunction throughout the night but despite all of that I slept pretty darn well. I woke the next morning to the usual sounds of campsites being torn down, bikes and RVs heading out and I woke feeling much lighter. Not in terms of weight but stress.
Cutting loose with a few drinks and 3,000 of my closest strangers had done the trick. Must be something really therapeutic about diving for free T-shirts and coozies that are being tossed to a crowd.
The next day consisted of riding some of the best roads in Texas (repeatedly) and stopping for lunch in Kerrville as well as desert in Medina. The banzai run home on I-10 wasn't much fun but it allowed me to fit all this in as well as a Sunday diner with the family.
Whew! What a weekend...which probably explains why it has taken so long to post this write up. Well that and the fact that all the stresses and strains that made me need this weekend are still there. I just have a little more patience with which to deal with them.